Ulcers... Screw Em All!!!

Yet another one i hate to the core. i swear the lethal combination of ulcers and flu is enough to bring me and my sax down on our knees. i never encountered such shit as a drummer.. no.. in fact the only thing dat bothered the drummer were blisters on the fingers but those were really rare for me.. which led me to think up of the following:

Ways To End A Saxophonist's Career

1. Lost of Any Thumb or Finger. Definite
2. Rheumatism. Depends
3. Arthritis. Highly Probable
4. Tendonitis. Depends
5. Carpel Tunnel Syndrome. Depends
6. Hearing Loss. Definite
7. Tonsilitis. Not likely
8. Throat Cancer. Almost Definitely
9. Lung Cancer. Almost Definitely
10. Tinnitus or Ringing In Ears. Definite
11. Lower Lip Nerve Damage. Definite
12. Gingivitis. Depends
13. Lost of Front Teeth. Highly Probable
14. Slip Disc. Highly Probable
15. Any Sort of Spinal Damage. Almost Definite
16. Damage to Neck Vetebrae. Almost Definite
17. Scoliosis. Almost Definite
18. Ulcers. Not likely
19. Paralysis. Definite

Bloody hell, i'm thinkin of insurance... imagine if the one thing dat you need to bring home the bread is taken away from you..... dats it man..