Monks, Bald Heads & Shaving Cream

Ever wondered wat it's like to shave every now and then? And i'm not referin to facial hair or ur legs or armpits.. No.. try shaving ur head 3-4 times a week and u'll understand the meaning of why monks lead a life of 'suffering'. it all begins with the yellow robes and shaved head and mind u they dun do it with shaving cream definitely and they sure as hell dun use gillette mach 3 turbo i believe~

I asked my mum who unwillingly helped me shave this treasure of mine~ and it was probably one of the most painful bloody shave jobs she had ever done for me.. and i was tryin hard not to flinch with every stroke of the razor. Pretty soon, the whole scalp was covered with tiny red dots of blood dat kept oozing out from every little pore.. maybe my brains would have followed suit after a while more. and right now, i'm like... OWWWWWWWWWWW..... shit it sure as hell hurts! the shaving itself was hurting, but wat really gets u feelin like thousands of needles stuck into ur head like a wat-u-call-dat-needle/pin-holder-thinghy, watever.. is when u shower the head with water... now dat hurts like hell.. i tell u it stinks real bad trust me. think pins and needles on ur head instead plus a splitting migraine and u'll be halfway there~ dat's wat it's like to shave ur head every now and then.. yes a real pain in the.. head.. literally..

anyway, wat i wanted to stress was, yea no matter how painful dat was, i'm sure the monks had it worse of. can u imagine dat old knife-like razor without any cream??? dat's like tryin to thin slice sashimi with a cleaver man... anyway, no i dun intend and consider monkhood at any point in my life. i reckoned dat with gillette claiming to be "The Best A Man Can Get" (rite..BLOODY hell rite..), i'd stay away from the cleaver :)

i believe i could contribute to society in many more ways.. like saving the environment for example.. (Ah yes~ no more harmful shampoo foamy suds etc etc..). So the price to pay there is for keeping ur bald head bare, it's not cheap for the pocket too i swear.. gillette had better bloody hell come up with some better product soon.. i have a good mind of settin up my own razor manufacturing plant.....